My grey matter is slowly turning to mush.
There is proof.
I've been listening to my dusty old music CDs of the 90s.
Yeah, you read that right. The ol' faves like the horrendously gay Backstreet Boys, even gayer Westlife, and Aqua(their name just about sums up the homo quotient). Might as well start bopping my head to the Scissor Sisters.
Even more terrifying is the fact that I am now HOOKED onto Lazytown, what with the rainbow costumes and catchy music. But it makes me feel like a fat lump of lard whenever I watch Sportacus jump around like a caffeine-induced Energizer bunny. Magnus Scheving is teh hypurr. I must take a leaf out of his book and start bouncing off the walls. I feel the flab piling up.
I've even gone to the extreme of putting the Bing Bang song on loop. I don't get it. It's so addictive. Oh my goose. WHEEE! All the songs on Lazytown are a glorious orgy of techno, rock and pop. The PERFECT anti-emo. Which is why I love the show...even though by demographics, I'm waaaay out of the target age group...but who gives a shit? It makes MY day.
Then again, you shouldn't have much to worry. I've been stocking up on Lordi and Divine Heresy to balance out the fluffy meter so that it doesn't go out of hand. I doubt you'd want to see me all high-pitched and girly. With pink. I shudder at the thought.
Ah well, on a final note, I've made a video for fun. It's me dancing to some BSB song. I'll upload it after editing. XD