Monday, 31 December 2007

HOLY CANOODLES IT'S NEXT YEAR.

Aw, crap.

I wasted the whole of this year on stupid, meaningless things.

Well, whatever. I think I'm gonna start on my New Year's Resolutions List!




TIKY'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS LIST

Hooray!

1. I will not leave homework until the next day to finish it 5 minutes before class.
Yeah, well, seeing as how the O's are next year, I can't exactly do this shit anymore, now can I?

2. I will not roundhouse kick my younger siblings, no matter how much they annoy me.
Okay, maybe I'll just flick their ears or something for a change.

3. I will do the dishes should there be any in the sink at the current moment I am in the vicinity of said sink.
Then again, I'm always the one doing dishes in the end.

4. I will cuss less.
Due to the fact some STOOPID TWAT hates me cause I say motherfucker. How gay.

5. I will spend more time reading my textbooks than reading Marvel/DC comics.
That doesn't mean I'm trashing my Uncanny X-Men and Teen Titans comics, though. ;)

6. I will not give the security guard at the school gate my trademark mule stare anymore.
But I'll still call him a fag behind his back.

7. I will love myself more.
...but...what's there to love? ):

8. I will not chow down like a pig and fail to chew properly.
...unless, of course, if it's pizza.

9. I will not ogle at any more attractive people.
...unless they check me out first.

10. I will only surf the net on weekends and Wednesdays.
THANK GOD FOR INFOCOMM! *hugs the monitor*