It's December again! Yeah, yeah, I don't celebrate the damn holiday, but just look at all the lovely Christmassy events in all thse online games. Gahd. The mere thought of freebies makes me feel like dancing around like Barbie As The Island Whorefag. I just got meself plenty of nice event items in KOL...which will, of course, fetch me some awesome moolah in a year or two to come. Heheh. Noobs.
Also, the old Christmas songs are ringing in the supermarkets again. I like them dumb jingles. Hehe. They make you all happy and smiley again, especially if you're having a shitty day.
Speaking of supermarkets, I was at Shop N Save the other day with my cousin, buying breakfasty stuff like Cookie Crisps and milk and that shit, when the dude dropped a carton of Magnolia Milk onto the floor. It went something like -PLOT- and splattered the moo moo juice all over. So, being the smart idiot that I was, I quickly kicked the carton under the standing shelves, ran to the counter to pay up and got our asses the hell out of the store, where we started laughing like fucked-up maniacs as soon as we were at least 5782495649 miles away from our evil deed.
Other people thought we were mad.
But hey, we escaped...WITH the security cams all over the place. I make a gewd ninja, no?
On the topic of ninjas, let's just make it clear that pirates PWN their asses any day, and that werewolves rock by default. Yes, even against those pale gaywads you chicklit-obsessed teenage fangirls call vampires.
-prepaers for the oncoming slew of brimstone and hellfire-
Right them. So five minutes ago, I was just flipping through Facebook when I realised I had a mass invite to some 2oo8 countdown party hosted by people whom I might have wronged a year ago by accidentally falling over their legs and squishing half of them. Though the idea of a party filled with people whom I haven't even met, let alone barely KNOW, is rather terrifying, there IS booze involved.
Now, some of my more religious friends reading this post might stand aghast at the idea of alcohol consumption, but then again, I never have been the most religious kid in the entire universe so cut me some slack please guys I'm just a kid.
Besides, I've always wanted to get wasted just once in my life.
The word "once" may or may not be replaced by an adverb of higher numerical value later on in life.
Isn't life fun?
The TIKY.
- Atiqah
- Aljunied Crescent, Singapore, Singapore
- Atiqah Lukman was brought into this mad, mad world on the 10th of February, 1992, at 7.42 a.m, on a Monday, which makes her an Aquarian with Pisces rising and a Water Monkey. She suffers from migraines, a painfully low immunity system, allergies to dust, excess animal fur and grapes, as well as standard-issue insanity. She is a furry, prefers women, loves to doodle at the most inappropriate of times and is quite approachable. Sometimes.
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