Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Very Special Days Indeed.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.




That dreaded day of cooties and plush, pink fluff has come back.

AGAIN.

And right on time with my periodical "Screw-The-World" moodswing.

This could make for some serious consequences indeed.

You see, during the above mentioned span of time, I have a tendency to do the most extreme of things. Because of the apathy felt towards everything and everyone, the same also applies to the general rules of society.

This also means the complete and total disregard of the basic expectations of a normal, stable citizen of Planet Earth.

Which, coupled with such a horribly mushy, un-Tiky-ethical event, might have very, very dangerous outcomes, usually involving out-of-character behaviour.

Such behavioural traits include a sudden rise in voice pitch, excessive skipping down corridors, and ear-splitting, screeching renditions of annoyingly cheesy love songs, a majority of which come from old, mouldy boybands.

God help you all.