HENCEFORTH, NO CITIZEN OF EARTH SHALL PATRONISE ANY MCDONALD'S OUTLET IN ANY LOCATION ON THIS PLANET.
HERE I PRESENT TO YOU THE REASON FOR THIS MASSIVE BOYCOTT. ANYONE FOUND MAKING ANY FORM OF LIASON WITH PERSONS INVOLVED WITH THE MCDONALD'S COMMUNITY WILL FACE THE DIRE CONSEQUENCES.
...wait, too late.
Happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there, by the way. We kids may be such whiny bitches sometimes. Sorry 'bout that.